rusty oyster

When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.

I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster

by Mobileheath January 26, 2021

Rusty Ocarina

Similar to a Rusty Trumpet, but performed by a less skilled player. The act of blowing into a woman’s back door while reaching around and awkwardly fingering her lady bits.

Ethan thought himself a skilled virtuoso in the art of satisfying a woman, the Miles Davis of the Rusty Trumpet, but he was, alas, merely fumbling with a Rusty Ocarina.

by RobAnybody November 3, 2020

Rusty Tacklebox

When your girl has the runs on her period, and you feel like eating fish....

I went out with Cindy yesterday ...but her Rusty Tacklebox really put me off my appetite, too bad momma didn't raise no quitter

by Themonkeyfkr March 23, 2022

Rusty Rim

When your friend’s rectum is rusty. The opposite of a soapy hole.

Helen has a Rusty Rim. She hasn’t been active for a few days.

by Pissface&Pussface February 7, 2019

Rusty Kyle

The act of prolapsing a ginger man’s ass with a traffic cone

Wow, look at his ass!! Bet he’s had a Rusty Kyle!

by CheekClapper2000 September 25, 2022

rusty eyeshadow

this is a derivative of the rusty fish hook.
it happens when a misguided fanger hits her eye instead of inside her mouth.

While shagging from behind, insert a finder into her anus and use that same finger to rub her eye.

that chick only put a rusty eyeliner on on eye! looks hot with that rusty eyeshadow

by AwehMyBru November 2, 2010

Rusty gaff

A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook, or a lesser known but equally important powerful rusty hook.The main differences is that you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.

When a gave the dutch woman a power rusty gaff it felt like pulling a tuna on board. She then wanted one rusty gaff a day to earn her citizenship.

by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019