Poonbed

A sexual area, used for intercourse with a male and female or female and female.

Poonbed; Loveseat; couch; bed; shag carpet ; backseat of a VW; etc etc.

by Superfriends4417 July 21, 2009

poonata

term used to define plastic bag containing turd (usually dog) hanging from low branch / bush. A peculiarly British middle classed phenomenon whereby the owners bag their pooch's turd yet hang it from a branch rather than dispose of in doggy bin.

Oh look another poonata hanging in the tree.

by UK rambler May 2, 2012

Poon plug

A rather vulgar term referring to a tampon.

Girl: I'm on my period, babe.

Guy: alright, I'll head to CVS and get you some poon plugs.

by Hostile muffin August 30, 2013

poon phone

A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.

"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."

by BBS2 September 23, 2013

Poon shredder

A simply magnificent man who destroys the pussy and is looked up to by everyone

"Jimmy is a real poon shredder, bro"

by Aman13 December 9, 2013

poonane wind

Where a girl farts on a guys dick while having anal sex.

Hey jim your grandma gave me a dirty poonane wind yesterday.

by bigblackdonkeypenis September 6, 2016

poon god

Someone who poons all the pu$$y. They get all the girls any age because they are a POON GOD

Yo I got alexa last night, call me richard rabbit the poon god.

by DiK bih fuh October 4, 2017