Poger

a ship name for the who fandom which guitarist of the who is shipped( put as couple ) with the singer of the who Roger daltrey

I remember when you showed me that poger pic I love their bromance.

by memetownshend June 15, 2018

poker

A game of skill played with a normal deck of playing cards but often incorrectly considered a game of chance by 95% of the population who can't play the game properly and those politician's who feel that 10 Million to One odds on a state lottery ticket is morally acceptable while poker is not.

You can make a living playing poker - those that understand the game do so regularly - while no one I know ever made a living playing the lottery.

Politicians are attempting to ban your rights to play poker on the internet but not your rights to buy their state lottery tickets. Which one has the worst odds of winning, a dollar spent on poker (even by a donk player) or a dollar spent on a powerball ticket?

by ORD Ellis March 6, 2007

poser

Posers are extremely insecure people, usually teenagers and maybe a bit younger (11 or 12). Posers are extremely annoying, and pretend constantly, always putting on an act and pretending to be something they are not. In my opinion, a poser is like a tryhard, but is more concerned with being part of a scene (emo, goth, punk).
One of the most annoying things a poser does is pretend to be into a band. I had an msn conversation with a poser once.
it was like this:
POSER:
i like Jimmy Eat World
ME:
yeah theyre great... whats your favourite song?
POSER:
oh i cant really remember any songs off their album
ME:
you dont even know Jimmy Eat world you're a poser

that my friends, is a poser.

POSER: omfg my life sucks </33
ME: why?
POSER: just cause
ME: why???
POSER: i dont wanna talk about it
ME: you fucking poser emo

by annag December 1, 2006

poser

the death of many bands. a band that's actually good (such as afi) puts out a hit or two, and suddenly a swarm of posers congregate around their name and piss hardcore fans off

punk wannabe poser-prep: LIKE OMG I SOOO LOVE AFI! that song miss murber is like sooo cool!
true afi fan: -_- have you heard any of their albums besides decemberunderground? like black sails in the sunset perhaps?
punk wannabe poser-prep: they have other albums? *brain overload* AAAAAAH! *BOOM!*
true afi fan: rot in hell

by That Weird Kid Next Door May 18, 2007

poser sleeve

A sleeve tattoo only on the forearm, sleeves should be worked down from the shoulder.

dude look at that kids poser sleeve
what a fag

by hhhhhhh444 March 17, 2009

poner

when you get a boner for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while

i was in the car so long i got a poner

by pbsbrockton September 9, 2011

poser

a wrong way of spelling poseur if anyone you know spells it like this, they are the real poseur

MSN conversation

friend one- man that bob is such a poser

Friend two- wtf its poseur nub

*friend 2 e-slaps friend 1*

by quiksliver September 25, 2006