Poop Machine

A Poop Machine is a person who shits alot and clogs toilets constenly.

Mia is such a Poop Machine. She clogged my toilet just yesterday.

by K-Frizzle June 8, 2004

Poop hole Loophole

A sexual activity engaged in when conservative girls want to remain virgins so they only have anal coitus.

"That slut Stacey sits in church like a virgin on a log!", Amy says angrily. Laura responds..."...well, technically she's a virgin...Amy nods head, knowingly..."The Poop hole loophole", they say in unison.

by laurajade March 18, 2015

poop chucking

When a girl shits in a guy's mouth and said guy proceeds to regurgitate onto the girl's chest. Can be used in conjunction with the chili dog.

Bryan and Sydney love poop chucking.

by The King of Games December 14, 2008

poop smear

what happens after a mexican dinner

o man, i had the biggest poop smear on my underwear after eating that bean burrito

by seximexi October 9, 2003

Fruit Poop

When you orient yourself opposite of how one would normally sit on a toilet and face the wall. You use the top of the toilet as a bar-top to place your bowl of Fruit Loops. You then proceed to enjoy the Fruit Loops as you defecate.

I was running late for work and had no time for breakfast, so I had to take a Fruit Poop.

by Fishy Vag April 24, 2011

poop nuggets

A general, mild curse, like darn, for when the user wants to be slightly original, but something FUCK MY ASSHOLE isn't appropriate.

Mom: Take the trash out.
Kid: Poop nuggets.

by Notorious R.E.D. February 7, 2007

poop rainbows

unbelievably cute, so cute as to actually make you excrete in the colors on the rainbow.

OMG your puppy is so cute i could poop rainbows!

by Zuf April 8, 2008