brain poon

masturbation

scott and ryan got some brain poon

by zachcameupwiththeword August 24, 2008

poon

Adjective; a powerful slang word to describe something you are violently obsessed with. It is not just something addictive, but it’s something you need like oxygen, it’s iconic, addictive, and deeply personal to you. Always goes after a noun.

House M.D. is so poon I might pass out.
Boba tea? Literally poon.

Nate in Gossip Girl? SO POON.

by JpoonJ123 June 26, 2025

Poon

Very good at clicking and missing circles

The poon is a choker

by Kofferkind June 12, 2018

poon diving

The act of getting, or trying to get poon. Can also be used simply if a person is trying to get with a girl.

"Ian is poon diving on Caroline."

"Kerry is peen diving on Ian." (Antonym)

by D Rex December 15, 2007

Poon

Nice ass spread

Pretty Pussy

I like that pretty spread poon

by tiLOW January 6, 2021

ethel poon

the ultimate diva. possibly a man. loves her adoring fans and is the ultimate savage. she can’t sing worth anything but thinks she’s miley cyrus. oddly shaped and gives out birthday invites via powerpoint presentations. forever my Prom Queen.

mariah: did you see Ethel Poon’s birthday invitations??
brooke: oh lord don’t get me started. “you have to bring cake to receive some!”
mariah: damn ethel is crazy

by halsey's #1 fan May 29, 2018

Poon

1. Poon: A pussy
2. Poon: Goofy

I call people Poon Squad Leaders Poon Mascots Poon Gang Poon Ass Boyz or Girlz Poon Ass Nigga Poon Squad Poon Punes Poon Face Poon Mentality Fucken Poon Ignorant Poon

I asked my boss for a raise but he being a poon right now!

The captin of the team is acting like a Poon Squad Leader; with his leadership in Poonism! Lmfao

by jamaculent June 24, 2019