Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.

Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.

by mGBm December 29, 2023

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 05, 2021

Poon-blockage

Tampon

DUDE 1: I tried banging this chick but she had her poon-blockage in.

by blahblahface October 16, 2008

poon mountain

Party boots

“I can’t find my poon mountains!”

by Poon Joyce Mountain April 24, 2023

poon stamp

Stamping a male on the chest with a menstruating vagina as a sign of ownership.

My girlfriend poon stamped me last night.

by jessiecat February 27, 2011

flabba poon tang

something a ranga said

tell nat i say flabba poon tang

by February 12, 2021

Poon Pappy

A man that has has sex reguarly with a certain attractive woman.

A guy that has a lot of quality sex.

Carl- Bro, you're such a poon pappy.
Dick- Yeah I know, sometimes it gets old, then I look at a beautiful woman and say, "Nah, it's not getting old".

by boomersooner14 November 29, 2012