slanging pipe

having sex

“Dylan why’d you get back so late?”
“I was slanging pipe with this total babe”

by piperlikestopipe May 3, 2019

Double Pipe Salad

A threesome with two guys and a VEGAN girl, where the girl is getting DP'd in any configuration.

He Joe!!! Wanna give Sally the Vegan a Double Pipe Salad??

by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019

Mexican Pipeline

Like the Alaskan Pipeline, one puts beans in a condom and freezes it. Once frozen, it is used as a dildo.

Me: Yo, I’m gonna make an Mexican Pipeline to pound my girl’s ass later.
Carlos: Sweet bro.

by ColoredWaxStick June 6, 2019

Lumber Pipe

When you are laying pipe so good that it makes her want to yell “TIMBER!”

I’m going to clear her forest with the lumber pipe!

by TheSlanginWayneGang June 28, 2019

Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.

Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag

by JULIA GlLLARD December 14, 2019

Dirty Pippa

When a chick has a cucumber half way up her mans ass, pulls it out and swaps it for an aubergine as a nice surprise. A large thrust with the eggplant as she screams at him.

Last night was a real surprise, I wasn't expecting the purple beast.

"Ah, she pulled a dirty pippa on you!"

by Lollypolokat June 9, 2020

tripple pipes

Tripple pipes dirty gapes nerds,4 strokes, and any other sled in its path.

Damn, your tripple pipes is fast tbh

by Peter dyck December 23, 2021