Pipe Dream

all your hopes and dreams as a kid

When I was a kid I wanted to be a pirate and ride a dragon. Alas, it was nothing but a pipe dream.

by The-DudeManchu September 7, 2014

Canadian Exhaust Pipe

Firstly a man must stick his own index finger into his pee hole up to the first knuckle. Then slowly remove index finger and insert a lit cigarette (filter first). Quickly begin to have rigorous and sweaty buttsex with another man. If the cigarette falls out of the first mans pee hole the partners must then switch positions. This act continues until either a.) You use an entire pack of cigarettes or b.) you ejaculate onto cigarette. If scenario b occurs the ejaculator then makes the other partner smoke the cum drenched cigarette.

It took Matt and Dave 4 hours to finish their Canadian Exhaust Pipe.

by BOATS! July 30, 2009

Pipe Flapp'n

The loose hanging of the male genitals

"He ran across the football field bare-assed, pipe flapp'n"

"After he banged his girl, he went to get some milk, pipe flapp'n"

by Abrenoch October 30, 2007

Pipe Taker

A man who takes another mans penis up the asshole example anal intercourse.

He was a real pipe taker getting asshole fucked daily.

by Steveinredford February 2, 2009

Phipple Pocket

Vague. Nonspecific.

You can pretty much say that anyone doing anything is being "Phipple Pocket". What you're doing right now is really f-bombing Phipple Pocket of you. If you were doing the opposite of whatever you're doing now that would also happen to be very f-bombing Phipple Pocket of you.

(Phil driving his car) - What a Phipple Pocket that guy is!

(Quinn is wasted) - She is such a Phipple Pocket...

(Brian wearing khakis) - Do you see that Phipple Pocket over there?
Smack it, flip it, Phipple Pocket, oh no!

by Bizz-natch September 9, 2009

Pipe Farm

A metaphorical place you take a chick to pipe.

Friend: I went out with Eileen last night.
Me: Did you take her to the Pipe Farm?

by Pork Tines May 11, 2010

pipe dreamer

A person who still hopes their pipe dreams will come true.

Jazmin is still hoping to make it in the film industry, even when all of her work sucks. What a pipe dreamer.

by jazzisafailure April 13, 2017