Peanut Butter Banana

When you put your penis in a butthole and pull it out, then you have a peanut butter banana

I asked my husband if I could put his peanut butter banana in my mouth after he got done hitting me from the back

by Fat Boy Marco March 1, 2022

Peanut Lord

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333

Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”

by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024

Peanuts

A weapon used against evil.

A: “I always wanted to sit at the peanut free table but that girl always sits there”

B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”

A: “How?”

B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.

by 12345678nine10111213 November 28, 2019

Peanutting

When u nut but almost no cum comes out (this is a bad thing tho).

Girl: I just had sex and when he peanutted all over me! I expected more from him!
Girl 2: what a loser can't he do better than peanutting.

by NatazjaRgrim October 12, 2018

peanut pinapple

Such bond that is unbreakable. Can be brotherly love or the love of your life.

she’s my peanut pinapple

by streetnwaybeforerap June 20, 2019

Peanut Butter Gulag

Apply a healthy layer of your favorite peanut butter to the inside of your partners asshole, then have vigorous anal sex until they prolapse. Upon prolapse, pull out and enjoy the warm gooey Siberian treat.

My girlfriend came back from a BDSM convention and told me about the Peanut Butter Gulag; it was great until I learned that I was allergic to peanut butter.

by socrasstitties June 3, 2018

Peanut divider

The thin dark line splitting the scrotum nearly in half rather cutely.

The man’s peanut divider hung in front of her gaping mouth.

What’s wrong with your nuts man?

Nothing bruh it’s just my peanut divider.

by Carly shayyy November 22, 2023