National Bully Short People Day 

On November 3rd, the day after National Bully Tall People Day, the Tall People are allowed to get revenge. Tall people can bully any of their friends that are shorter than them, with no repercussions, but only on November 3rd.

Jacob bullied me yesterday, now it’s my turn to bully him since it’s National Bully Short People Day!

National Bully Short People Day by BigDongDaddy November 2, 2020

old people 

Group of people that insist on learning how to operate a computer, even though no such contraption existed up until they were 75 years old.

Old people shouldn't operate computers. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

old people by sam sam sam sam sam sam 111 August 24, 2006

White people 

The race that is commonly misinterpreted as "evil" and "racist" by nearly every race. In reality all races are capable of evil not just exclusively white.

There's those fuckin white people again.

White people by A Human Male July 24, 2018

Irish people 

Irish people are hot, love alcohol but we arent all drinkers or alcoholics, love to smoke, have the best holiday St.paddy's day, excellent athletes, have the best country, coolest last names ( Murphy, O'Brian ...) are the people you want to be on your side in a bar fight, love to party and love families( AKA their Clans), strong, brave, crazy at times, thick headed and stubborn-- because we stand up for what we believe in and hate the English, love the color green.

Irish People - John Duddy

Irish people by Irishredhead July 30, 2009

things that are not people 

A jepoardy category waiting to happen.

A noun that is a place or thing.

things that are not people by ~The Nameless One ~ September 6, 2005

CME People 

People who attend church only on Christmas, Mother's Day, and Easter.

"What religion do your in-laws subscribe to? "
"Oh, they are CME People. They only attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day, and Easter."

CME People by DWeaponX November 30, 2009

beautiful-people-watching 

People watching in a location or neighborhood where only beautiful people hang out, such as a Whole Foods market. Comparable to observing exotic birds at a zoo.

Let's go to Whole Foods - I'm in the mood for some beautiful-people-watching.

H: Ooh, look at that dude pick out his protein-rich drinks. I bet his name is Nate and he's going kayaking after this.
Z: Hmm, do you think that girl with the shiny hair is his girlfriend or his sister?
H: I'm gonna say that's his mom. She has very nice skin for her age, though.

beautiful-people-watching by UD Phwoar July 22, 2011