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Patrick

"oh look its patrick"
"run"
kids scream
by spicydumpilings September 15, 2019
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national patrick star day

a national holiday celebrating the useless presence of patrick star
hey, it's may 15th, i can finally take a break from school because some weirdo created national patrick star day, thank you weirdo.
by adaskarolcuba2 November 27, 2021
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Patrick

loves milk so much hes been gone for 6 years on a mission to find the perfect one to bring home
daughter: mommy where did dad go?
mother: ph ur dad, patrick, loves milk
by urmotherisinmybed1234 June 21, 2022
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patrick

the weird guy from across the hall you thought would be normal but is actually a texan and tells you about his sex life unsolicited. lowkey alcoholic and dependent on weed. claims he is a player but really gets hung up on a girl as soon as she sleeps with him.
damn, you're acting like such a patrick right now.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.
by user12321443411145535422321678 February 14, 2022
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Patrick Clary

Patrick Clary is the greatest man alive. He can row a 2k in five minutes.
Oh my god did you see that guy who just rowed a 2k in five minutes?
Yeah that was Patrick Clary
by marshyMarshyMarsh November 27, 2021
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Patrick🤍

Wears his heart on his sleeve, he is the kindest, smartest and most empathetic person. He continuously makes me feel like the prettiest girl to walk the earth and will always put my comfort above all. You have never made me feel unsure or unwanted and you continue to make me feel cared for in every way. Patrick is something that no one else has been…….
by Mka0627 April 25, 2024
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Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.
Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.
by Derra April 1, 2022
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