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boner pants

Pants that aren't tight at the top, so when the wearer sits down, it appears as if they have an erection.
This can lead to some pretty embarrassing experiences.
My girlfriend and I went out to lunch. I forgot not to wear to wear my boner pants, and now she thinks that she helped me achieve an erection. I'm not quite sure if this is a curse or a blessing, but at least she knows that I don't have a small penis.
by gavdawg262 January 24, 2010
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tight pants

A form of pants that will hug one person's balls constantly. Tight pants usually occur on 14 year old sluts, or skaters who act hardcore. They usually come in small sizes such as Nut-hugging, Ass-attention, and Hey-I'm-fat-look-at-my-ass. Brands like Kr3w, and Circa.

Fat kids who wear tight pants usually are joked and then beaten up for looking like a dumbass.
Jerry: What's up bro. Trying to smoke today?
Mike: Nah man. I just got some hott ass tight pants.
Jerry: Man hit me up with a pair.
Mike: A'ight man peace!

(Jerry lowers his pants due to the tight pants)
by Jesse L June 11, 2007
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pants check

pants check- somethign to do as a random way to freak people put get a couple of mates together in a massive convo and yell out pants check you then have to say wot colour pants your wearing
`right 1.....2.......3.........PANTS CHECK`
red
blue
pink
orange
by alex levy October 3, 2007
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Pooh pants

anything stupid or not worth wasting your energy talking about...a manner in which to express a term of endearment and stupidness simultaneously in a single breath.
Russell is pooh pants.

Russell says pooh pants a lot.

Friends of friends we don't particularly care for are pooh pants.
by Doc April 17, 2004
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pants problem

the moment a problem occurs in the frontal area of the genetal region in your pants
why are your pants so pointy?
cuz im having a pants problem
by huggle November 25, 2007
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Titty Pants

The name for someone who hikes their pants up so high that the waistband rests just below or at their titties
Jesus Christ, man....pull your pants down a little! You've got a bad case of titty pants goin' on their!
by Lupis Wolfe February 17, 2010
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Grant pants

A type of form fitting pants an attractive girl wears, usually with high heels.
Damn look at those grant pants they are tight.

Did you see those grant pants?
Yaa, couldn't miss those.
by DlrowWT March 24, 2013
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