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Small Penis Syndrome

Personality syndrome identified by low self esteem in association with a disproportionately small penis. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, the provocation of others in argument in an effort to boost the Small Penis Syndrome (SPS) sufferer's low self esteem. SPS is easily identifiable among owners of monster trucks and forum trolls. SPS sufferers often associate themselves with the American Quarter Horse (AQH) in a paradoxical display of horse penis envy. There is no known cure for SPS, however, ignoring those afflicted with the syndrome will make them go away.
Just ignore the troll. He has Small Penis Syndrome and is just attempting to boost his self esteem by provoking others.
by Mushroom Webster March 2, 2010
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Penisal

like oral anal and vaginal sex penisal is when the two tips of the penis touch giving both men pleasure and you have to put lube on the dicks like a hot dog so its nice and slick
Me and my boyfriend are gonna have penisal sex tonight.
by fuck em in the asshole m8 April 4, 2019
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Penis pebbles

When a boy/man hasn't masterbated in so long his sperm becomes solid and clumps up into little pebbles.
Damn that was painful, I just ejaculated penis pebbles!
by Krisuel-Blair May 28, 2008
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Penis Puffer Fish

To put an erect penis in your mouth and puff hard until your cheeks expand like a puffer fish.
She looked like a Penis Puffer Fish with my dick in her mouth.
by AnselMO January 25, 2014
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penis nigga tiddy foreskin

stevie when he got the big hemroids
yo, did you here penis nigga tiddy foreskin???
No way i thought he got rid of those
by alexander rowe May 14, 2019
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Salsbury Penis

The art of being such a dick people hate it--Just like they hate getting a salsbury steak
Jim: Suck it Mike!

Mike: Dude you're acting like a real salsbury penis right now!
by LIKEITDOWN689 July 3, 2011
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limp penis

when you get an erection but your penis is bent like a boomerang.
Ahh Yes It seems you know you judo well . . . you sir . . . are your ready to receive . . my limp penis - Paul Charles Dozsa
by bambo15 October 7, 2017
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