five dollar story

Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five dollars."

John: A man told me to have a nice day.
Mark: That's it?
John: Yep!
Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.

by Jamaica G April 13, 2008

high five

To place ones hand flat palmed against the wall while sleeping

Everytime Josam sleeps, he high fives the wall.

by KingShacka June 27, 2005

give me a five

To hit the inside of someone's hand with your hand to show that you're very pleased about something. See also "roots me again".

Give me a five, pal!

by Dino March 11, 2005

Spit High Five

a song produced by little liv. With over 2 million on youtube.

Dang spit high five is such a bop bro.

by Jelly Sandwich November 13, 2018

face-high-five

Slapping someone and leaving your hand on their face for more than 1 second. Thus high fiving their face. If you remove your hand before 1 second has passed, you have slapped your friend and thus subjected yourself the a slap in return.

"Man you just slapped me!"
"No, I gave you a face-high-five. My hand stayed on your face for longer than 1 second."

by bdruckman218 February 29, 2012

Ulster High Five

When you slap a girls arse during a particularly heavy menstrual cycle and you return with a red hand in the fashion of the red hand that adorns the badge of the Ulster rugby team.

After getting an Ulster High Five I think I'll just masturbate instead.

Ass Red Hand Period

by Knuckles54 October 14, 2017

Three Four Five

To drink 3/4 of a fifth.

David: Bro, how much did you drink last night!?
Troy: Dude, I pulled off a three four five.
David: Your were shit faced.
Troy: Fuckk.

by Dwood93 June 28, 2011