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San Franciscan Diet

Eating nothing but shit & semen each and every day.
Person 1: Hey, did you lose weight?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm on that new San Franciscan Diet.
Person 1: ( Runs like hell. )
Person 2: Wait! I'm hungry!
by s0ull3ss October 11, 2010
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San Diego Snowball

A crumpled up wad of paper, ideally white, that can be thrown at friends, family, and co-workers.
Dude 1: "Mike and I got into the most awesome San Diego snowball fight in the office yesterday!"

Dude 2: "Fawesome!"
by kwaping December 22, 2009
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san juan high

a school at the heart of Citrus Heights, knowing for being ghetto when in actually it isn't really ghetto or really diverse. It's known for it's outlandish shit-talkers, arm candy cheerleaders and retarded teachers. The y try to call it a historic landmark because it was built in the land before time but it really isn't. The renovations attract the bitches that hated Spartans because the school was "ghetto". It's a wonderful school to spend your years at even through all the shit you'll be put through.
S: Yo, Michelle be talkin' mad shit.
R: Doesn't she go to San Juan High?
S: Maybe that's the reason.
R: She had a nice ass dress to their homecoming though, they throw some bomb ass dances.
by Brittney Sade August 9, 2008
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San Marcos, TX

A city in which quiet is unheard of and traffic is only tolerable when school is out for the summer.
You live in San Marcos, TX? Do you Go to Texas State?

Ugh... No, no i don't.
by Kathy Byar February 25, 2009
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San Francisco Treat

oral sex performed on a supposedly straight man by a gay man
Dude, just say no if Bruce offers you a "San Francisco Treat".
by Scoats August 11, 2003
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San Diego Chargers

1. A team of so cal bandwagoners who only hop on this team for their running back.
2. NFL football team which will NEVER WIN A SUPERBOWL IN THEIR WHOLE EXISTENCE.
3. Philip Rivers...LAWLZ
4. LaDainian Tomlinson, although talented at RB, also talented in whining, complaining, and being a overpriced b1tch
Did you see the San Diego Chargers PHAIL again in attempting to go to the Super Duper BOWL?! Maybe its because of WAAAAAAAADAAANIAN TOMLINSON. So Super Duber Chargers EPICPHAILUR!
by Patsfanforlifeeee January 28, 2008
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San Jose Sharks

A professional hockey team based in San Jose, California - the pride of hockey fans located in the Bay Area. They are part of the Pacific Division within the Western Conference.

While incredibly skilled up front, relatively large on the blue line and more than capable of competing in the NHL, half the team still feels the need to dive all over the ice in most every game they play, varying by the game's degree of importance. Devin Setoguchi and Joe Pavelski are the team's worst offenders in this regard.

While they have tended to dominate the Western Conference in the regular season for the past 5+ years, they succumb to an undeniably consistent tendency to choke in the Playoffs year after year.
420marleaurider420 - "YEAH!!! SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE IN THE WCF AGAIN! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sane, logical Sharks fan - "Can't wait to watch them choke again. Wonder how much they won't change the roster this offseason so they can go do it again next year."
by Go Sharks? June 2, 2011
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