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appalachian pony bath

When you run through a field naked with a pony chasing after you trying to lick you clean
After eating those mushrooms, I couldn't resist the urge to take an Appalachian pony bath.
by Fearless Bastard March 17, 2014
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Wildebeast Bath

The tub after your first shave of the Spring season.
My son says that the bathtub looks like a Wilde Beast took a bath after I shave for the first time after Winter.

"It's Spring, time for my Wildebeast bath" hahahhhaaa
by Justycekaye45 July 23, 2021
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Unicorn Bath

There’s a group of guys who like other guys... they stand and create an arch of man swords; jetting their well earned man-goop over the well intentioned recipient, creating a Unicorn Bath
Did you hear about Chip? Met some guys on a night out and it ended in a total unicorn bath
by Smorgansmorgan December 26, 2018
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be on your bath behavior

It's a suggestion not too unlike to "be on your best behavior." In this instance it is a recommendation to keep it clean and not to be vulgar, well too vulgar.
Grandma: "Now listen children. I need you to be on your bath behavior in church today. No one is to spit or call the priest a child-molesting pedo again!"
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."
by von groovy August 26, 2024
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Florida Foot Bath

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.
The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath
by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022
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Bathing Stocks

A shoe that is mixed between the bathing apes and the birkenstocks.
"That man was decked out with his fly shirt and Bathing Stocks.
by RaWwIeNeR785 August 28, 2010
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