horse knees

When someone has long, skinny legs and a big ole kneecap that looks awkward and disproportionate. Typically seen in adolescents and preteens but may persist into adulthood in select cases.

Damn, looks at that girl’s horse knees! Lol!

by ColonelDickChee February 09, 2018

I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.

Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?

by Anomymus1362 November 22, 2024

Dry knees

Someone who doesn't get sex.

John had dry knees since 7th grade

by Blacklipbastard August 21, 2017

Pie knees

Very thick, large knees that resemble a mini pie. This trait is found on "able" women. Generally these women also have haunches and cankles.

Mmmm..that big bitch is fine with her big pie knees.

by Sexy Cedes December 03, 2008

Growing Knees

Growing knees is a secret way of referring to a black person.

Shit man, watch those growing knees down aisle 4, I know they're stealing.

by Hardcock14 November 28, 2021

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome (Professionally abbreviated to FSKS) is a rare physical symptom on mainly mens knees where the knees turn lightly yellow with black lumps which resemble the key patterns of famous cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. This is caused of a lack of blood flow in the fingers which cause the ears, nipples, toes, nose and especially the knees which is what causes the knees to turn pale and slightly yellow. The black lumps on the knees can cause slight irritation but nothing more.

“The new born baby is born with Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.”

by SonnyK December 24, 2024

International Knee slide day

Every year on September 28th you have to go play soccer and score a screamer of a goal and slide on your knees.

peppermint scored a screamer of a goal and did a knee slide for international knee slide day

by sam12234574 September 26, 2021