ninjalo

see juggalo

by Newpz June 17, 2003

Ninja Coffee

Ninja Coffee is a mix of the strongest coffee in the world, tar, pep pills, and Redbull. No one but ninjas can withstand it's awesome power.

with the exception of jesus. But that might be because jesus is also a ninja.

Ben: *Takes a sip of ninja coffee* uhhhh..... *dies*

Me: Ha. wimp *chugs three pots*

by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008

Pimp Ninja

A) The one thing that everyone secretly wants to be.

B) A Pimpthat happens to be trained in various forms of martial arts.

A) Yo, that guy is a pimp ninja.

B) If I ever saw a pimp ninja, I'd be surprised.

by Xerxes November 21, 2004

ninjafuck

To have sex in a bunk bed without your bunkmate noticing.

Dude, I ninjafucked this girl last night. My roomie had no idea. I guess he likes being rocked to sleep.

by mizzou22 April 1, 2009

ninja farter

The act of farting around others and trying to cover the fart noise with another noise such as coughing, clapping, banging on something, etc.

"Did that guy just ninja fart or was he really coughing that loud?"
"Jessica, you are such a ninja farter...we all know why you were really clapping."

by Joey3 April 26, 2006

Ninja Club

Nothing is known about the Ninja Club. They are ninjas.
...Duh...
Only that they overthrew the Stoo Pidpee Pull cult and that they exist.

"What is the Ninja Club?"
"Nobody... Knows..."
"No, seriously, who are they?"
"What part of the word NINJA don't you understand?"
"...The J..."
"Shut up."

by Orangy Snocket October 14, 2006

Ninja-Roll

When you leave an event, party, or group of friends without saying good-bye.

I was so drunk last night I had to ninja-roll before I made a fool of myself.

by NinjaMang March 30, 2009