Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born

i’m all patrick shwavy and i see this kid in a wheelchair so i go “how long ya gonna be in that wheelchair for?”

friend: “yo he’s got cerebral palsy”

by pillowprincessx3 December 16, 2019

Patrick

A very loyal, amazing guy. Can always make you laugh and makes your bad days good and your boring days fun. He loves sports. He Has pretty eyes and a pretty face. Patrick is smart and funny, he can tell if you lie. He’s caring and polite and likes to have a good time. A+ boyfriend material

Finna marry Patrick

by AshTheAnnoyingHomie June 13, 2020

Patrick

The Celtic translation for Toaster

Patrick: I’m Patrick it means toaster in Celtic

by Tyc70ps November 18, 2019

Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head.

Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head, is another way for saying Boosie Fade.

You look exactly like Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head... it´s like the Boosie Fade hahah!

by JaxTheUrbanDictonarian. April 27, 2023

Patrick Blanton

Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.

Patrick blanton. Get your micropenis off me and fuck off asshole

by Gayguys_yea December 7, 2021

Patrick

He is an amazingly handsome man. He doesn't understand how truly attractive he really is, he always denies it. He can be shy and introverted at some points but then be quirky and extroverted. He is the love of your life. Treat him well. He is also kinda insecure so shower him with love and affection whenever possible.

Girl 1: Do you know a Patrick?
Girl2: Yup! And I love him so much.

by FemaleRedditor January 6, 2023

Patrick

Australian slang for the toilet

I need to go you use the Patrick

by Emu45 June 15, 2020