Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee

A way to express mild to extreme confusion (or offense) at someone else's words. Identical usage to excuse me. First coined by a DJ.

Wow, that is one great booty!

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee ?

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Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee?

by Mysterious DJ July 23, 2020

Knee-slapper

When you cut your knees off and slap your partner with them

I was having a bad so my husband gave me a knee-slapper

by Unifart April 2, 2021

Knee Sexual

A sus individual who has a knee fetish. Usually a man. These sus men seem to especially enjoy rubbing knees with white bald men.

Hey did you guys here that Kevin finally admitted that he is a knee sexual?

by Coach bald pill March 22, 2022

knee capper

A guy with a penis that hangs to his knee

That dude right there has a knee capper (see the grey sweatpants)

by Jay bone Capone July 8, 2024

restaurant knees

Fatigue and constant pain in the knees from repetitive movement, and frequently bending down.

Not sure how i'm gonna survive this shift, my restaurant knees are killing me, got any ibuprofin?

by Cooksense March 17, 2023

Scottish knees

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".

That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!

by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta December 2, 2010

Ski and knee

The action of sliding in the tub on your knees to partake in oral sex

Got the good ski and knee last night from the best Cheryl

by You know already 145 February 6, 2020