nerdcock

Phrase originated by comedian Marc Maron denoting the phenomenon of intelligent and socially awkward people now dictating social norms in popular culture, particularly in the field of comedy.

Preceded by the eras of jockcock and rockcock.

Steve Carell's popularity is indicative of being in the age of the nerdcock.

by Dr. of Bootology August 20, 2010

new whip

A bad ass car that you just bought.

Here's the new whip.

by 383stroker March 15, 2015

Nelda

the perfect "take home to mom" girl. badass taste in music, funny, and the kindest most mellow soul you will ever meet and pretty to boot.

roman sculpture pretty.

damn, i shoulda held on to Nelda

by misotexmex May 30, 2011

never-ending wipe

The act or process of continuously wiping your ass with no discernible progress whatsoever. Usually leads to anal chafing.

"Good Lord! This never-ending wipe combined with the John Wayne toilet paper is really chapping my ass!"

by b1g December 29, 2007

The New School

A university for students who - at some point in their lives - decided "education" means more than vomiting up good grades.

Schmoe: Hey, do you remember our high school valedictorian?
Joe: Yeah, what happened to her anyway?
Schmoe: She decided she was sick of dancing at CollegeBoard's feet like an idiot circus poodle. Now she's a published slam poet at The New School!

by NYCNights June 28, 2009

You Need Jesus

Phrase used to convey the idea that a person's words or actions are of questionable morality or virtue.

Dude: Man, I should SO kill that hooker right now.
Dude2: You need Jesus.

by Whistledink April 7, 2010

negronomicon

the african-american 'book of the dead'

Man...Jaheim opened the Negronomican and some weird shit started happening.

by Franky February 17, 2004