my name is jew

When your name is jew (ex. je wcool song - Searching jew cool song
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.

To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.

The code of the jew is:

Flowing through all, there is jew

There is no jew without jesus to create

There is no jesus to create without allah

Allah fades without the power of jew

Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see

There is allah in me

There is jesus in me

Jew is all things and I am jew

If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation

Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.

When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.

Tom: "Yoooo, did you know that -name- is named jew?"
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."

by Ihavebeendoingthetsecretlyedit December 31, 2019

Ghosts Without Names

Ghosts without names fade so easily.
Do not forget the dead.

His sister was a ghost without a name. She faded, too.

Ghosts without names fade so easily.

by 22(god) April 27, 2019

MY NAME IS NOT GARY!

When you get a text from a random number.

*gets text from random number asking for a new roof*
you: MY NAME IS NOT GARY!

by yurarsegay May 15, 2019

Romeo Capulet name

A last name so unpleasant that it causes men to say, 'If that were my surname, I'd defy social norms & forget my macho pride by taking my bride's name upon marriage!'

When I worked in a pizzeria, we had a customer whose last name meant "Mr. Booger/ Snot" in German!
"Please meet Mr. Wentworth & his sister Mrs. Wentworth. . ."
"WTF? Do the Wentworths marry their cousins??!"
"Nope. His brother-in-law's bachelor name is Herrlein Rotz, which means 'Senorito Snot' in German!"
"Wow! What a Romeo Capulet name!"

by Powerpasser December 15, 2017

clive named five

What the fuck is clive named five?

nine, eight, seven, six, five, clive named five!

by OzarkaPash November 14, 2020

Orel (girls name)

Definitely a shining star. Usually dark undertones but sparkles in the sun. And Orel usually is extremely goofy and knows how to stand up to people. Her giggly personality makes her stand out in a group of basic white girls and even her friend group. Orels know how to make a group chat fun and will block whoever pisses her off. SHE IS A GODDESS AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL HER OTHERWISE!!

This takes Orel (girls name) to a new level

by Sup_kids May 10, 2020

A pocket full of names

Someone who has a line full of people waiting to date/talk to them.

Jennifer just broke up with John and started to talk to someone else. I swear she has a pocket full of names.

by Unknow_5 June 9, 2020