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The number one sluggard

It is sussy. He is the laziest human alive. He rolls around his house eating pizzas like the boulder he is. Amoung us. He LOVES the bount. AND he knows how to nare.
by Coleolikesmen October 19, 2022
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Thing number

A thing number is a made up number given to random objects as a sort of "secret code" that you can use whenever you either forget what you were talking about is, or when you want to say things in secret, whenever other people are around.

When you use these codes, the thing numbers you can choose from are 1 to ∞. Just remember to remember the number to resigned to the objects because someone might ask and then question you.
If they do start questioning you, always remember to say "I use the thing library , don't you?)
A: person 1: Hey bro, can you get the thing. | person 2: What thing? | person 1: You know, uh thing 54,085.
B: person 1: So hey, do you remember that thing yesterday? | person 2: oh yeah, you mean thing 306? | person 1: Yes!! Thank you.
Thing number 1 will always be defined as thing number
by SpinyDan August 16, 2023
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Yo i just caught Justin taking a number 4
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National Get Your Crushes Number

National Get Your Crushes Number Day is on November 3 (Also known as 11/3) And you better do it because I’m doing it as well!
You: Hey! Can you give me your number?
Crush: Why?
You: Because it’s National Get Your Crushes Number Day!
Crush: Oh, Okay! Here you go!
by bemo! October 31, 2021
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ass-pulled number (APN)

An price, quantity or amount that an individual uses or includes in a report or price quote, with little or no thought involved beforehand. Derived from the older proverb, "pulling a <something> out of your ass". More commonly used as an abbreviation.
Engineer #1: "Hey, we need a price quickly on the gazebo to finish the estimate, give me an ass-pulled number (APN)! "
Engineer #2: "Yeah, use $20,000..."
by theventman August 12, 2021
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Do a number 9

When you suck your own peen. An alternative way to saying “go fuck yourself
Tom: “Do a number 9. “
Jerry: “Fuck you too, man”
by Lord toadperson October 10, 2021
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