Meet n Yeet

To show up to class long enough to be counted as present then making a dash for the door.

Sara: I don’t wanna go to class today.
Carson: then just pull a meet n yeet like I did!

by Pettybrenda September 11, 2018

chub n' tuck

A method af showing your imperfections by carefully tucking your shirt in and shorts/pants under your belly fat. Used for showing "fupa" and showing inner manliness.

Oh boy! That man over there had the most stlyish chub n' tuck ever. He must get all of the chicks. He's Hugh-Mungus

by ihateharrry October 1, 2018

Mac-n-Smack

The act of eating McDonald's before going to the strip club without washing your hands.

Yo bro, I just got paid. Let's go for a Mac-n-Smack

by Jimjam33 April 12, 2019

Soak n Stroke

Rubbing one out while soaking in the tub and chumming up your own bath water.

Why does Uncle Frank take such long baths? He likes to soak n stroke.

Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

CTRL+Shift+N

When you getting in for a cheeky wank after a long day (incognito mode), used to watch some uddat goooods

Ty(Rone): Where's willy?
Alex: Think is going for that CTRL+Shift+N
Ty(Rone): oooo pulling a cheeky nut

Alex: ay lmao

by Willy Xdddd March 12, 2017

wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

mcblow-n-go

the mcblow-n-go is defined as the performance of fellatio on a consenting male driver while said driver is in a mcdonald’s drive-thru.

“Maddy gave me some sick mcblow-n-go last night. my dick was still out when i got my mcflurry!”

by analdildobuttplugoverlord69 July 8, 2020