Morning Glory

The act of masterbating until ejaculation upon the face of an unsuspecting female while she is sleeping. Can be performed during any hour of the day.

Kim blue balled me the other night, so I gave her a Morning Glory she will never forget.

by Vault September 30, 2006

morning drizzle

when your jizz looks like a cumsicle

yesterday i whacked off in the snow and got a 2 foot long morning drizzle

by x-factor flex December 28, 2004

morning star

one of the best songs by AFI.

"i saw a star benith the stairs going through the melting walls.."

by desirae December 19, 2003

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

by Policegurl October 24, 2010

monnington

To mince around aimlessly, often with previously unseen bodily parts on full display (e.g. pubic wig, stretched scrotum, dangling penis, starfish)

Oh my God he's doing a monnington! I can see his tiny dong hanging below his hotpants!

by Ollie May 4, 2005

good mythical morning

The opening sequence for the channel Good Mythical Morning

"Good Mythical Morning!" said Rhett to Link.

by Mehiscool123 November 26, 2016

morning musume

A group of Japanese "singers" that increase and decrease in number every once a while. The group is most popular amongst primary and secondary girls, also by some sad males who live in their sad own world (aka OTAKU). They cannot sing or dance but together as a group, they try to make things look and sound good.

phew!! You guys sing like Morning Musume!! p-u-k-e

by Whale watcher April 22, 2003