May 12

may 12 is the day where the most kinky bitches been born.

“yo whens yo bday?”

“may 12, why?”

“damn, i bet yo ass kinky”

by shawnwnwn September 8, 2021

May 19th

National give your girlfriend a hoodie and she gives you a scrunchie

justin:hey babes want my hoodie

molly:why?

justin:its may 19th

by miss mamm May 18, 2021

May 21

This day Is a day for insulting people called Nicole

Hey it’s may 21 you mean national insult Nicole day?

by Tom Barton May 20, 2021

May 29th

national fuck someone until you get arrested for noise complaints

mark: It’s may 29th.
dog: no please

by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS May 28, 2021

May 30

International Punch anyone who Punched you yesterday twice as Hard!!!

It’s a liberations of Zach’s world Wide on May 30

by Maidchan May 28, 2021

May 30

national spend time with your girlfriend day

spending time with ur girlfreind on may 30

by xmaxxc May 29, 2021

May 30th

National Be nice to your boyfriend day

boyfriend: it’s may 30th
girlfriend: so what?
boyfriend: that means you have to be nice to me

by reallybigcheese May 30, 2021