matt bernardi

Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.

“I heard that kid Matt Bernardi has a hugeeee peen. He’s definitely going D1.”

by Big daddy Matt May 13, 2020

Matt Lieberman

Verb: to be so willfully dense about one's own ineptitude that it benefits the opposing side.

Noun: someone who ruins their own long-term career for a short-term ego stroke.

Origin: Atlanta Democratic candidate that refused to cooperate with Democratic party strategy because of his own ego, damaging the likelihood of success for the people he claims to represent.

Verb: Our team had an easy win, but then the rookie Matt Liebermanned and wouldn't pass the ball giving victory to the other side.

Noun: I wouldn't hire him as a cook because he's such a Matt Lieberman that he'd have people eating at the place next door.

by Distawoduhi October 5, 2020

Matt-Oan

The best person ever. Perfect in every way. Perfect look and personality.

Whoa, it’s Matt-Oan, how is he so perfect! He’s the goat.

by TheGoatDecider October 17, 2020

Matt Steve

A pretty cool, lowkey kinda dude. His name is Matt... or is it Steve? Most likely chases his Vodka with Red Bull.

"Hey what's that guys name at the front of the bar?"
"Oh the one chillin with Tony Fuego?"

"Yeah"

"That's Matt Steve"

by Amstan November 25, 2017

Matt Lauer

Verb - to act inappropriately towards or harass in a sexual manner when it’s seemingly outside your character.

That girl/boy/man/woman is so cute/sexy, I’m totally going to Matt Lauer them.

by blkngoldjosh November 30, 2017

luke and matt

combination of people that have bad hygiene. but their faces make up for it. they have nice facial hair. they're kinda funny 2

Look at those guys. They look like a luke and matt.

by starwarsluke123 February 13, 2017

A Matt Cooper

The act of pretending to hate your twin brother when in reality you're actually in love with him

Person 1: I hate him

Person 2: you're doing such a matt cooper right now

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017