Short Sleeved Magician

N. A phrase coined by comedian Demetri Martin on his comedy central show "Important Things with Demetri Martin" meaning a situation where you can see the inevitable outcome.

Tom: "Hey Steve asked me if he could borrow 40 bucks yesterday"

Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"

by ChaoticFlow February 25, 2010

magical fruit

beans, for the make you toot.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat beans for every meal.

by Nugget April 27, 2003

magical flowers

whole herb, weed, mary j, ganja-basically still attached to the stem and full of life. its so fresh that you need to smoke that shit on the double!

**not a flower that you look at or showplace on your dinner table, its not magical 'FLOUR' becuse it is not in powder form yet...or ever will be

Aly and Cat enjoy picking magical flowers for their picnics.

by Little One November 16, 2005

magic writing stick

A pen.

writing stick

Billy: Hey dude can I borrow your magic writing stick?

by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

Magic Shot

A Magic Shot is best taken when you are few beers in, just on the verge of a buzz. Shoot the tequila (without salt and lime) and chase immediately with a Jaeger bomb (Purists may argue that you must "drop" the Jeager instead of drinking it pre-mixed, but it really does not matter). After 10 minutes you will jump straight over being buzzed to being drunk.

This shot was created in 2004, in Atlanta, GA because a group of girly men wanted to be more manly and learn to shoot tequila without training wheels (salt and lime). After months (maybe years) of searching for the right way to do it, on one magical night, we found that a Jeager bomb chaser really cleared the palate.

This shot was originally called the "Suicide Shot" and became the "Magic Shot" because of a misunderstanding on a cross country drunk dial. We all liked the new name better.

A Magic Shot is a shot of tequila (without salt and lime) chased immediately by a Jaeger bomb.

by K_man May 29, 2009

Magic Treehouse

A book series that we all read in elementary school, despite the fact that they weren't that great.

Bailey School Kids is way better than the magic treehouse

by T-Bizzcuit February 25, 2010

magic dragon

To smoke weed/cannabis/a blunt/a zoot/a spliff etc.

Druggy McDrug:'Hey, lets puff the magic dragon and get high'

Wee Dyman:'Is it beef??!!!'

*Druggy McDrug caps Wee*

by E! May 26, 2005