magic mike fingers

What goes up your cooter.
by Robert Sux March 01, 2016
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magic sausage ride

The ride she never remembers on your cock that is usually be caust she was either passed out or knocked out.
hey you should have seen the chick I picked up last nite.
really?
yeah, I knokced her out with chloroform then dragged her to my van and gave her a magic sausage ride.
you sick bastard!
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com December 04, 2007
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magical ponies

really really hot guys... hot meaning hot personality also... hillarious, pretty to look at, fun to talk to... favorite= black hair, pretty eyes, in a punk band, hyper, and great sense of humor
guys from FINCH, THRICE, dead city sunday, ect...
by mmmuuusssaaaccc kid August 04, 2003
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Magic Johnson AIDS

Same as regular AIDS, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. As a result, the disease is rendered virtually non-existent while the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.
Thanks to a combination of promiscuity and my trust fund, I am happy to announce that I have Magic Johnson AIDS.
by barfstormman December 30, 2010
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magical fruit tree

a man hangs out of a tree with his penis hanging down life a piece of fruit and then a lady walks under and gives it a blowy.
i just had a magical fruit tree and it was great
by yeeticus deleticus September 10, 2019
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Magic Fone Guy

A guy who dials a girl via his cell phone and gets so afraid to talk to her that he pretends the phone dialed her magically.
I questioned The Magic Fone Guy about his three calls and he said the phone must have dialed me itself.
by sgjailr November 29, 2007
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Kraut Space Magic

A term used by many in the gun community to describe the absurd feats achieved historically by many gun engineers of German speaking countries of origin. Throughout the 20th and 21st centuries German weaponry has often been the pinnacle of weapon design despite often being notoriously complex.
Person 1: How did those Germans manage to develop such a crazy gun like the G11?
Person 2: Kraut Space Magic
by Jafaturd July 07, 2021
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