munter magnet

someone who always seems to have munters/ugly people after them all the time.

Person1: ohh, ive got this REALLY fit girl after me, its brilliant.
Person2: Lucky you, ive got ANOTHER munter after me. -__-
Person1: HAHAHAHA, YOURE A MUNTER MAGNET

by Boral :) February 6, 2010

Chaos Magnet

A paranormal force that causes a person to attract chaos into his or her life.

I'm at my wit's end. Lucretia is a complete mess -- everything just seems to go wrong with her. Her life is in constant turmoil, financially and otherwise. I think she may have inherited a chaos magnet from her mother.

by RD VLVT July 11, 2011

Sketchy Magic

A Florida based slang term. Anything involving ratchet females, bum fights, drunk shenanigans, or any sort of video-worthy happenings during a night out on the town.

"That was some Sketchy Magic right there"

"Becoming one with Sketchy Magic"

Smoking Mids in a random dark alley is considered Sketchy Magic.

by RealTalkDMFP April 25, 2013

Asshat magnet

I always attract asshats

All I seem to do is attract asshat magnets

by Geo Voom September 9, 2016

Water Maggot

These boaters are defined by their small boats, no etiquette, fast driving, inconsiderate, and complete mongoloids. Charter boat captains look upon these folk with disgust, ruining fishing spots and entire lakes. The water maggot vessels are normally full of googan.

Anytime the Charter boats find a good fishing spot the Water Maggots invade it shortly.

by Teamcletus June 9, 2018

Harry Maguire’d

To head but or nut someone really hard.

Person: did you just fight him?
Me : yeah i harry maguire’d him

by superhaz September 2, 2018

A Maggs

A threesome between you, a dictionary, & a thesaurus.

He must have had “a Maggs” to comeup with that old-world insult.

by King of Death Metal December 31, 2018