Super Master Ass Blaster

This is someone who kicks ass and they do what they want all the time.

Chad is a Super Master Ass Blaster, he does what he wants.

by ch4drock December 11, 2008

Penguin Master

Similar to 7Paul but in the form of an omnipotent being. Accepts all and controls Penguins. Has never been seen without his shades and is believed that those are the source of his power.

"Man, is that 7Paul?"
"Naw man, he's way too cool to be 7Paul, he must be a Penguin Master!"
"Man, his aura hurts my eyes when I look directly at him."
"Yeah, don't do that, you could go blind."

by 7Paul December 27, 2008

Unicorn Master

Owner or Master of all Unicorns. If this status is achieved, servants will bring bread and other nourishment for the Master to give to his unicorns.

Said the Unicorn Master, "I require bread for my friends."

by Kozworth April 14, 2008

Beast Master

1. A term used to define a giant didlo, usually one that looks like only a very big and dirty girl would own; or to describe a male who frequently handles large and hairy vaginas that most would keep out of at any cost

"wanna use my dildo, i have some condoms" offers the big and not so beautiful possible lesbians definite part time hooker,
" I wouldnt use that Beast Master if you paid me, not to mention the jumping bugs, it has fuckin spikes!"

by Shauna Testicles May 13, 2013

Pit Master

When you're banging your girl bare back, while she's eating an apple, you pull out and lather her back with your natural sauce.

Guy 1: How was your night last night?
Guy 2: Great, I became a real Pit Master.

by TheWh1teSh4dow June 18, 2018

lord master gorny

n. a person or a thing who kick's old men's arse in Mario Kart and in naked wrestling

Chuck Norris is the Lord Master Gorny.

by gorny November 9, 2007

white mascara

when a girl is giving a lad a blowjob and he pulls it out right before he cums and lines up and the cum should fire out into her eye, covering her eyelashes like mascara.

"last night i gave my tess white mascara, she cried..then loved it"

by tessdaan August 18, 2009