Mounties

Canada's police force. Sadly, better than that of America.

I avoided the Mounties by hiding in some bushes.

by Skinny Skin May 25, 2004

clown mouth

giving oral to a girl on her period

She forgot to mention she was on her period....now i have clown mouth

by oldriverschool August 3, 2007

Danger Mouse

Fabled secret agent that resides in a Pillbox in London and should really have more than one definition in Urban Dictionary

Danger Mouse really is the greatest secret agent in the world!

by Introbulus January 21, 2005

Lemmys Moustache

Lemmy Kilmister is the bass player and lead vocalist from the NWOBHM (New Wave Of British Heavy Metal) band Motorhead. Lemmys Moustache/Sideburns, also knowen as "The Lemmy" is a well knowen trademark of his, and has become a legend itself, just like its owner.

There are 2 legends from the band Motorhead, Lemmy Kilmister, and his Moustache/Sideburns.

"Have you seen Lemmys Moustache? Its AWESOME"

by nz metal head December 6, 2006

Shitty Mouth Fairy

The tooth fairy's evil sister. She visits people sleeping in the middle of the night and gives them horrible morning breath.

Ergh, I've had a visit from the Shitty Mouth Fairy.

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

Skittle Mouth

When you eat too many skittles at one time and you experience such symptoms as

1.) tense jaw
2.) colorful spit
3.) scratched up tounge and
4.) that feeling you on the roof of your mouth that you get when you eat Cap'n Crunch.

Skittle Eater: "Awwh man! I just ate that 14.0 OZ bag of skittles and now I've got Skittle Mouth BAD!"

by hey cuagula! December 25, 2009

Hush Mouth Syndrome

when someone get's quiet for a period of time because they don't quite know how to or want to respond to a comment or set of comments in a text or IM conversation. Hush Mouth Syndrome is this followed by a sudden change in topic

Guy: let's go to the movies this weekend
Girl: OK
Guy: what do you want to see
Girl: how about the new Twilight movie
10 Minutes of Hush Mouth Syndrome later
Guy: so how about those sorry azz cowboys

by Blu PainΣ December 3, 2010