Monthiversary

A celebration every consecutive month that you have been in a relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

A.K.A:

An excuse to buy her a present.

Something that she might bitch at you for forgetting.

A good day to pig out on cake and/or make out.

If you're in high school, a motive to skip homework and go play lazer tag.

Another walk of life celebrated by a useless holiday.

A contest to see how many months more you can stand one another than another couple.

Just another way to express undying love, or some similar feeling of mindless infatuation.

"Ted, where the HELL IS MY MONTHIVERSARY PRESENT, you cheap bastard??"

by memyselfandpickles May 17, 2010

Monthday

A monthly holiday celebrated by calling off work or ditching school for no good reason on the third Monday of every month. A day to recover from Sunday Funday, too much Football, or a three-day bender. After receiving that second paycheck of the month, with no major bills to be paid, it allows extra time to spend frivolously and act lazily, foolishly, or otherwise irresponsibly.

After watching the Bears-Vikings game on Sunday Night Football at the Mirage Sportsbook bar, Jeremy realized that it was Monthday Weekend, so instead of getting on his plane to go home and get ready for work, he decided to stay in Vegas one more night and get a hooker instead.

by IonaRIB74 September 9, 2009

momthra

A frightening mother. Comes from the video game Bart's Nightmare, which had an enemy that was Marge as a Moth, called Mothra.

Momthra's coming. I can hear her feet stomping! Hide the AIM chats!

by Jesse August 11, 2003

moith

when someone keeps pestering you but you don’t want them too/ uninterested.

“ugh ben is such a moith”.

by summer_02 December 16, 2018

Chris Mantha

A person who gets to drunk at parties, passes out, and who people mess with. Chris Mantha's are usually very bad with women and social skills, some have been known to have demonic saying, and or actions.

" Hey look Chris Mantha is passed out let's light him on fire"

" Wtf he's doing that demon thing man."

by Charcoal Banana January 8, 2012

Monthly virginity

When you haven’t had sexual intercourse over a month and you’re trying to keep that goal alive in order to feel content that you are truly not a virgin anymore.

Damn! He’s cute but I want to keep my monthly virginity!

by Rikku59 May 4, 2018

monthiversary

a date when a couple met each other for the first time and they celebrate on that exact date every month

Hey babe! Today is the 13th. It's our monthiversary.
yeah, happy monthiversary!

by Matti September 16, 2018