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mike bradley 

A rich ass motherfucker.

You thought he was white. You're wrong he's half black; just search 'Barack Obama'.
mike bradley by Hello guys March 17, 2014
Mike is a man with a heart not made of gold, but diomonds adorning it. He's a different kind of man. He's not a kind he's a rareness in this world with that pure heart of his, with his unboxed mind and unravelled fantasy. If he ever lets you into his world, do not waste his time for he has ambition. He is a very special man and you will only find him once. On of this rareness of humankind. A difference in this world. Mike is a man to be love by full and pure. Nothing else. For he is different and is the purest kind of mankind.
"He is my future," she said; thinking about nothing but Mike.
"And i think you're his."
Mike by Reality's blood December 5, 2016

Mike Petty Ready 

When you have to cut the sleeves off of your favorite shirt to show off your guns.
Guy 1: “you cut the sleeves off that dope ass shirt?”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”
Mike Petty Ready by Datgingerdude October 29, 2017
A guy who is just loving and very handsome. If you're a girl, you'll instantly fall in love. Even makes will secretly fall in love with him too! He's amazing.
Girl Dude Mike is so hawt
Guy Replys He's really Hawt
Mike by Killacarlos619 May 3, 2018
The kind of guy who will let you fuck him any which way (upside down, bondage, booty eating, something else extreme). Usually used as an ironic comeback.
"Dude you are so fucking lame!"
"hey, tie me up to tree, kiss me twice, and call me Mike"
Mike by Moobie mcgoober January 23, 2018

Mike Tyson

Problably the scariest man on the planet.
James: I was in the same room as Mike Tyson!
Randy: Really? How was it?
James: Now I know how that kid felt when he fell in the gorilla cage.
Mike Tyson by Tony two timez January 24, 2018