Magic Melvin

Sex game with a deck of cards. Assign each suit (clubs, spades, hearts, diamonds) a different sex position, and draw cards.

When a spade is pulled, instead of assuming the position, shout "Abracadabra!" and spit in the girl's face.

Rules for Magic Melvin...
Diamond: Missionary
Heart: Doggie-style
Clubs: sixty-nine
Spade: doesn't matter, because you're just going to spit in her face.

by pete27 May 17, 2006

Magic Kingdom

Saudi Arabia; an ironic reference to Disneyland, which in many ways is the exact opposite of Saudi Arabia, where shari’a law ensures that fun is non-existent.

"Our friends the Saudis" want to encourage tourism to the Magic Kingdom where Wahabbism reigns supreme. The oppression is so thick though that you think you're in a crap-ass version of North Korea.

by (I am) John Doe February 1, 2008

Magic

Short for Six Flags Magic Mountain, mostly recognized in SoCal.

Let's go to Magic tomorrow.

Fo sho!

by sbbnn July 24, 2009

magical fairy dust

Weed sprinkled on top of a nearly cached bowl.

Hey dude... That's almost out... let me throw some magical fairy dust on it.

by Billy Blazington July 30, 2007

Magical Definition

Definition one writes believing it will become true.

"Joe:handsome and rich king of the magical fairylands." is a magical definition.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Magical Pink Abyss

A man's favorite orifice on a woman.

Melody longed for John to stick his throbbing crank in her Magical Pink Abyss.

by Rupert2427 September 8, 2009

Magical Trio

A man's hygienic routine that he performs before leaving his residence for work, a date, paternity court, etc., consisting of the Shit, the Shower, and the Shave.

"Yeah baby girl I finna hit at choo but let me perform that Magical Trio so I'm feelin' fresh at the PTA meeting."

by Eyetym April 11, 2015