Having to choose what to eat everyday is a hassle! Everything is just so appetizing. They have choices that range from a mystery meat patty wrapped In soggy waffles to rock hard powdery bread that break your teeth when you bite into it! My personal favorite is the frost bitten carrots with ranch that give you diarrhea. There is also a specialty on Fridays, pizza bagels! (Uncooked dough in the shape of a bagel, expired tomato sauce from 1978 with some cheese slapped on.) That one is sure a fan favorite. If you’re lucky, sometimes it’s in the shape of a glorious rectangle. How spectacular is that!? We often also get bright orange fries In this weird spike shape and fruit cups that nobody can ever open. If you do succeed to open it, it will splat all in your face and even down your shirt! We also have a wide variety of beverages. Chocolate milk that is basically chocolate water and regular milk with a slight rancid smell which are served in weak cardboard cartons that leak. If you want water, you will have to drink out of the water fountain which is never cleaned that everybody puts their mouth on. I hope this changed your perspective of just how beautiful and life changing this lunch can be. Have a great day!
by maddie_1873 July 27, 2023
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Get the National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day mug.A hot lunch is a child who is born to two parents following their divorce. In order for that child to be considered a hot lunch, the parents must have at one time been married and be separated or divorced at the time the child is conceived. A hot lunch is essentially the opposite of a bastard.
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moldy hamburger
10 year old expired milk
a bean pool that looks like shit
some creamy soup
Mark:dang,i don't want to eat school lunch now ,it's filled with tomato creamy soup that tastes shit
Evan:hey wanna get some Starbucks
Mark:sure
Evan:hey wanna get some Starbucks
Mark:sure
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Get the Bed Lunch mug.A group of individuals who spend a lot of time together; often bonding over meals. This can also be referred to as a friend group of some sort. The lunch gang is a concept based on the breakfast club. Members of the lunch gang are, in most cases, all children in a school or co-workers in an office setting. The lunch gang may often be envied for the special bond they have. Group friendships are very rare to come by and if you ever happen to have a friend group called the lunch gang you must be very lucky.
Being a part of a lunch gang involves making group plans together (often never going through with them), sharing or swapping lunches, having inside jokes that only the group understands and being extremely comfortable around each other. So much so that every member influences the rest in small ways and everyone learns from each other.
Members of a Lunch gang almost always find parallels to themselves and the F.R.I.E.N.D.S show that first aired in 1994.
The lunch gang often has bonds that date back to their childhoods and that makes it very special and is something they will never forget.
Being a part of a lunch gang involves making group plans together (often never going through with them), sharing or swapping lunches, having inside jokes that only the group understands and being extremely comfortable around each other. So much so that every member influences the rest in small ways and everyone learns from each other.
Members of a Lunch gang almost always find parallels to themselves and the F.R.I.E.N.D.S show that first aired in 1994.
The lunch gang often has bonds that date back to their childhoods and that makes it very special and is something they will never forget.
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