river lemon

to be so pissed that you could kick your shoes off into a river and walk home barefoot whilst getting out your cock and challenging your best mate to a sword fight

Man I have a hangover, worst river lemon night I've had in a long while

by buggaluggs September 27, 2009

do me a lemon

Means literally 'do me a favour'. The lemon part is Cockney rhyming slang, and is short for 'lemon flavour', so in other words it's really "do me a lemon flavour"

The usage is mostly to reject an offer or behaviour of some kind, due to its being undesirable in some way (as opposed to actually asking for a specific favour).

"Do you want to buy my iPod for 100 quid?"
"Do me a lemon. I could get one on ebay for 50."

by NoMoreSecrets January 1, 2008

I am Lemon

A game in which one proclaims "I am lemon!" and then strikes the lemon (or any other citrus fruit) against one's forehead until the fruit breaks and citric acid goes into your eye. Warning: Do not play this game with anything other than citrus fruits as severe concussion or charges of assault may proceed.

Dani: I just totes played 'I am Lemon'. It took 22 hits for the citric acid to enter my eye.

Brendan: You're a dumb ass. It's all about 'I am coconut'.

by Fruitthrower May 25, 2013

orange-lemon-and-limeberry

A fruity way to say library.

Hey, kids! Let's go to the orange-lemon-and-limeberry!

by The wee axolotl March 15, 2008

A Lemon Wednesday

When lemon juice trickles into your bellend on a Wednesday. Then when the juice is burning the inside of your cock you shout "OUCH THAT'S A LEMON WEDNESDAY!

"Oh yes baby lets be freaky ... give me a lemon Wednesday!"

by ATRIX May 11, 2016

Vegan Lemon Cake

When a girl cracks an egg into another girl's vagina and cooks it using a hairdryer

Bro, I heard the economics teacher makes an awesome vegan lemon cake

by OreAdejumo99 March 14, 2019

cacao lemon milk egg

like milk egg but you add in feces and piss and let that ferment and stick you milk egg inside of this mixture and let rot obsorb and change color and repeat the last few steps of insertion eating her out and slurping up the juices

(person 1)hey me and susan did the cacao lemon milk egg instead of the milk egg today.
(person 2) why do i even talk to such a perverted fuck.you absolutly disgust me.

by attack i pod lemon May 14, 2021