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Puppy Killers

Dangerous, secretive sect of heroes and bodybuilders whose activities are unknown. People love to hate them and hate to love them. Their only known gathering place is L.A.I.R., which is rumored to be a fortress 2 miles in the air.
I heard that it was the Puppy Killers, not the mafia, that were behind the JFK assassination.
by dgray@cia.gov December 24, 2008
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Fool Killer

A mythical giant that kills fools with his club.
When the fool killer sees you bunch of peckerwoods, he'll just shake his head an walk away.
by The Voice From The Outer World September 28, 2008
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backdoor killer

going in the butt hole of another dude. and ripping it apart with great pleasure.
mike: grant had hard anal with rob.

sam: he is such a backdoor killer.
by jim1213234 August 11, 2009
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Helen Keller Defense

When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:

1: I didn't say that

2: I didn't hear that

3: I didn't see that
"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."

"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010
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Status Killer

When someone you don't especially like leaves an unwanted comment on your facebook status, so people you want actually commenting and liking it tend to avoid it for fear of getting a response from the unwanted commenter.
Drew: "Man I had such a great status!!!"

Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"
by Tortuga Power March 1, 2011
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Flex Killer

1. (noun) One who kills the flex.

The Flex Killer, most often a female, kills the flex of surrounding individuals by eliminating any shred of happiness or joy present.

By sucking the life out of every enjoyable situation, the Flex Killer quickly becomes a widely feared and hated phenomenon.

They can be spotted most frequently at social events, geographic locations and even government-funded institutions (i.e. Prom, Wasaga Beach, Thornlea Secondary School, or in the general Thornhill region). This makes the Flex Killer a truly dangerous individual, and one to be avoided at all costs.
*Individuals gathered around enjoying the flex*

Enter: Flex Killer

QUE - Mayhem, chaos, mass suicides, abortions, diarrhea, syphilis, and general flex-killage
by TheLastPersonToEverKillTheFlex November 13, 2011
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A KillerBean

Adjective: Usually chumps called Bazza, Chazza, Nozza, Woodzy, Choppy, Penno and Chris.

As the name suggests, they have zero mates, are smooth brain, fuck men, contribute fuck all to anything, never rock up, always contribute in their bi-weekly docking event, and most importantly are kidney bean lookin' motherfuckers.
P1: Yo is Bazza coming to our docking tournament?
P2: Yeah nah that shitstain is being a killerbean.
P1: Ugh, Standard Bazza bullshitery, always beaning around.
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