Joey Gillette
Joey Gillette is a young pure aryan known by most as the dreaded food thief. Reportedly, Joey uses the position of power afforded to him by his mother to rape and murder his peers, only to steal their bagels.
Joey Gillette is a young pure aryan known by most as the dreaded food thief. Reportedly, Joey uses the position of power afforded to him by his mother to rape and murder his peers, only to steal their bagels.
Nathan: Lock your doors tonight, I heard Joey Gillette just escaped from prison!
Eric: Oh shoot! I don't want to get raped in the ass tonight! Thanks for the heads up Nathan!
Eric: Oh shoot! I don't want to get raped in the ass tonight! Thanks for the heads up Nathan!
by LargeAndi May 16, 2019
by ItzMeGreeny April 14, 2018
You're cool but you're no Joey Blaze
by Joey Blaze November 26, 2021
When during a conversation, someone interjects with a comment that is off topic, and often nonsensical, or illogical.
Example of Joey pulling a Joey:
Zech: "You don't get your burger with mustard? Ew."
Jackson: "What do you mean mustard fucking sucks on burgers."
Joey: "Dude I think Owen and Trishelle are gonna hang up on me."
Zech: "You don't get your burger with mustard? Ew."
Jackson: "What do you mean mustard fucking sucks on burgers."
Joey: "Dude I think Owen and Trishelle are gonna hang up on me."
by jackson viveiros January 12, 2019
by Rhomtein July 26, 2017
A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.
Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.
In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
by RealityChick August 18, 2024