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Jordan vallina 

Jordan vallina by An Gay Retard March 15, 2017

Jordan Brooks 

Jordan; A beautiful girl that is really funny, And she is a model. She is an amazing girl! -Truman(;
Jordan Brooks; A pretty amazing girl.
Jordan Brooks by Bestrunningback97 December 23, 2011

Jordan belfort 

An American business man, author, and motivational speaker. Who was a very successful but fraudulent stock broker. He was convicted of fraud crimes related to stock market manipulation and running a boiler room as part of a penny stock scam, for which he spent 22 months in prison. He is best known to the greater population for his book, "The Wolf of Wall Street". And the recent movie based on the book about his like which his portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio.

No doubt that JB is a badass mother fucker who doesn't give a fuck about you and is whiling drop that mother fucker to get to the top
Wow Jordan Belfort made 48 million at 23
Jordan belfort by KidfromVA August 4, 2014

Jordan Moment 

Named after it's frequency of being experienced by people named Jordan, a Jordan Moment consists of:

1. A moment that warrants an emotion such as confusion, guilt or awe. Can be used as a synonym for Bruh Moment.

2. A moment in which a person cannot stop laughing uncontrollably for no obvious reason.
1. "Oh @$%#, I didn't do my homework today. What a Jordan Moment."

2. Man 1: "Look, that guy just dropped his pencil and won't stop laughing about it."
Man 2: "Hah, he's having a Jordan Moment."
Jordan Moment by Jordanmoment January 2, 2020

Jordan Poole 

Player for the lightskin Warriors that gets a power boost when he sees baddies arounds
I was having a bad game till sum baddies pulled up. Then I performed an Jordan Poole!
Jordan Poole by Markelle Williams January 17, 2023

Jordan (girl) 

Energetic and caring. Her laugh will brighten your day. She makes jokes a lot and laughs even at something that's cheesy. She's the kind of girl that you want as a friend.
Jordan (girl) sees her friend sad: Hey you ok?
Friend: Yes I-I'm ok
Jordan (girl): You're obviously not so tell me what's wrong I want to help