samuel l jackson

A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.

Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.

by woots September 04, 2006

Stone Wall Jackson

When someone who knows there history and also smokes a lot of weed and has a square head.

Your dad looks like stone wall jackson.

by b ran jannsen May 22, 2008

Mocha Joe Jackson

1. {adjective} - Reffering to being a bad ass mother fucker.
2. {proper noun} - Only the craziest UFC Fighter/savage monster on earth.
syn. savage, robot, crazy, beast

Yo dude, you went Mocha Joe Jackson on his ass.

by brown snoopy April 28, 2008

Pulling a Michael Jackson

Turning Black to white

-Hey your dog used to be brown right?
-Yeah but now his fur is white, he's pulling a michael jackson

by ImmortalCorn March 23, 2016

Michael Jackson

a pedophile who likes young children, like, YOUNG children.

...Oh yeah he like, dances and stuff.

Me: Oh god this guy in the news paper is a right old Michael Jackson!

Friend: What does that mean?

Me: It means he's a pedo.
...And he dances.

by MemerMan69420 October 28, 2019

thats so jackson

adjective meaning to have extremely rubbish greasy hair

OMG fred your hair is so jackson

by shalbo May 10, 2005

Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.

"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."

by TheLolcat22 May 09, 2019