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italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.
Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.
by CIAButNot May 14, 2023
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Italian

An ethnicity some people say we aren't white some say we are, the truth is people from the south are more olive skinned so it might seem like that, but we are usually perceived as white.

The Hollywood normalisation of Italian isn't always true there are people with tan dark hair and a bit tasci(-plural of tascio someone who wears a lot of gold and shit) but usually you can find people with blonde hair and pale skin though the most common colour of hair is brown.

We love our families and food especially our trad food but not everyone does and that's ok it's not mandatory to like it.

We are not all linked to mafia even though it is a bad apple in our country that originated from Sicily (FML I am sicilian) that expanded to other countries especially US because of emigration.

We are usually kind and respectful just make sure not to meet a maranza, someone who is very tascio and wears Nike sets and gold chains and acts like a douche bag, but there is a little little minority of them who isn't a douche bag.

We love our country for our sea our country sides but most hate our government, and honestly as an Italian I've seen more foreign people love our country more than us tbh.
He's Italian he comes from Italy
by Ch4rli3isstupid February 21, 2024
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Italian Shoebox

A shoebox hidden under the bed because you shouldn't have to pay tax.
by crackamodo December 26, 2021
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Italian ring finger

An act of intimacy performed the night following an Italian wedding where the bride fingers the grooms asshole
“You ready for your Italian ring finger tonight?”

“Yes Italian wife, I love you.”
by anonymous September 8, 2020
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italian tired

euphamism meaning high; when italians get tired their eyes get red
My buddy Johnny is always italian tired, but he never gets caught cuz of those italian eyes
by italian~ice March 1, 2023
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italian quesadill

The act of being stuffed like a tortilla by an Italian male.
His Italian sausage stuffed my quesadilla last night. I had my first italian quesadilla
by Thatdogsface May 12, 2016
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Italian

-Bro I heard she’s Italian
-No wonder she’s so fine, Ima ask her out soon.
by oscu is a qt June 14, 2022
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