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Irish Breath Mint

Because all Irishmen/women are alcoholics, their breath must always smell of whiskey in order to be "fresh".

Therefore, an Irish Breath Mint is taken after a meal and consists of two shots of Irish whiskey in order to freshen the breath.
Patrick: Yummmm, that was a really good dinnner! Lots of potatos!
McDrunk: Eew man, your breath smells! Have an Irish Breath Mint!

*Patrick takes to shots of Jameson whiskey*
by Waldo Black August 23, 2014
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irish poop war of 1976

A war that happened in an Irish bar with a few retired people throwing shit at each over

Also can be referring to a huge mess, more often the definition mean't.
What happened in here... don't tell me it was the Irish poop war of 1976...
by HalfOrcHero November 6, 2017
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irish marathon

When you run up the stairs and then take the declining escalator, each time giving the escalator attendant a high-five in the Yankee Stadium or any other sporting event stadium. Must consume copious amounts of alcohol before attempting. First introduced by the late great Spoon-Daddy from Northern NJ
"Spoons and Adnan were at the Yankee Stadium looking for the Hard Rock Cafe when Spoons performed the Irish Marathon."
by Courtyard of the dead October 21, 2013
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Irish Whip

When you put Irish cream on your penis and your partner sucks it off. They then swish it around in their mouth before spitting it in your mouth. You then make out passionately.
That bitch O'Donnell gave me the best Irish whip of my life oh my fucking god.
by Bigmansam August 5, 2015
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irish boxer

to slap a girl in the nose with your boner till she bleeds
i gave her an irish boxer last night look at her nose.
by gatorboy34974 February 22, 2009
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Irish Lullaby

Hittita totta-toe-tatay (Irish Lullaby!) Doncha love potaters. Angela's ashes rawr!!!!1
by Why do I have a t-shirt cannon January 14, 2011
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Irish Spiderman

When you get so piss drunk that you have to use the wall to walk to hand over hand walk your way around.
You-"Wow dude he is pretty torn up"
Your friend- "HAHA wow dude he looks like an Irish Spiderman"
by Karl_Franz July 15, 2010
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