Woody Wood

Street Slang for a Boner

Person 1: what should a say to my gf
Person 2: dude just ask her to suck your woody wood

by dj currysauce October 24, 2011

k-wood

Kirk Wood the most awesomest ski resort everything there is cool except when scott is there

scott is a loser

by scott February 9, 2004

Chicken Wood

A phrase used to describe anything bad, which can be said in various occasions. It was created for the collaberation project with Baker Studios and Foster.

Example One:

Guy 1: You know if the guy with the Sombrero points at you, you die.

Guy2: That's just a load of Chicken wood, Phil.

Guy 1: My name is not Phil.

by Baker and Foster April 23, 2011

Wood Hood

Slang for the typical male condom.

I gotta remember to pop by the drug store to pick up some wood hoods.

by logantrox September 15, 2011

Megan wood

She a really nice girl mostly from around America and Europe, she can be very controlling but nice. You would want her as your friend

Haha oh Megan wood I know her

by Anitttaaa123848 November 10, 2019

Out of the woods

For some kids, out of the woods meant back to where the authority figures they ran to were so they could get other kids in trouble, so much fun to them, or at least they claimed it was, that they had to have popcorn for show to somebody else), so they use the expression out of the woods a lot, but for others, the woods wasn't such a bad place to be.

Not everybody would want to be out of the woods if they were choosing between staying in the woods, and leaving the woods.

by Solid Mantis April 19, 2021

The Dark Woods

Euphemism for penetrating a particularly bushy woman

I totally entered the dark woods with Stacy last night.

by Bushy_Boi June 9, 2017