White Hat

What you wear to the movies when you're going alone. A symbol that announces you are at the movies by yourself and would like conversation or company afterwards.

Started on PostSecret and spread to its own Blogsite.

I'm going solo to the movies, so I guess I'll wear my white hat.

by A. Davis December 10, 2006

MAGA Hat

Seeing this object in a person’s head is a dead giveaway of their low IQ.

That guy’s wearing a MAGA hat. I estimate his IQ to be well below zero.

by Spicyspectrum April 27, 2021

white hat

In computer terms, one who compromises security systems for the greater beleif in some political stance. (See: Hacktivists)

White Hats are most of the time incredibly irate towards illegal pornography.

"I heard a White Hat hit a major Kiddy Porn hub."

by Mitch Incognito September 4, 2003

ass hat

A Person Who Wears his/her/ someone else's ass as a hat

or

Shoving your head up someone's ass

hey look! that ho is giving that guy an ass hat!

by Esplender April 11, 2004

Stupid Hat

Technically known as "trapper hats" or "bomber hats"

Stupid hats are usually lined with fur (real or fake) and have flaps that hang over the ears and can be tied up over the head.

Usually worn by aging hipsters, hunters, college students, and obnoixious teenaged girls.

Ew, did you see what our philoshophy teacher was wearing?" "Yeah, he's such an old hipster. I hate stupid hats. lolol

by Nosyarg9 November 3, 2010

ass-hat

1. A person or persons that display ass like qualities.

2. An ass that someone wears as a hat i.e you have some ones head up your ass.

3. A hat that someone wears on their ass i.e a raging butt pirate

4. A guy named Burgh in CT who practices asshatery.

2+2 does not equal 7 you ass-hat!

Get over here and keep my rear warm you ass-hat!

That guy is the boss's ass-hat.

Burgh you are a giant ass-hat!

by BlackboyT December 13, 2007

monkey hat

a monkey hat is where you climb to a high place (like the roof of a house or on a ladder) and shit on the top of your partners head. the shit will look like a fez, which monkeys are known to where.

caution: it may sting when it hits

I gave scotts mom a wicked tall monkey hat while he was at school today.

by Scotty Wiggins September 16, 2006