When you justify purchasing dope cowboy boots for a Texas wedding by wearing them when you get home on the tube in London… nice work bobo!
by OGProperSean December 3, 2021

by Big Daddy Walrus October 26, 2018

A bounty hunter.
Considering in the old west all bounty hunters were cowboys. The occupation hasnt changed. Nor the laws governing them, most still have rights to act outside the constraints of the law to wrangle in a fugitive
Considering in the old west all bounty hunters were cowboys. The occupation hasnt changed. Nor the laws governing them, most still have rights to act outside the constraints of the law to wrangle in a fugitive
Cowboys are coming to catch an outlaw they need no warrant to enter a premises they suspect is harboring a fugitive
by Trinity of the six January 10, 2024

"Wow Cowboy, that was impressive!"
by wow.2349.wow April 28, 2023

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024

A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.
by silverseal September 18, 2011

by Profound Mercenary October 29, 2022
