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Jon Hammed

A step above being hammed (hammered).
Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed
by Tyroil Smoothie-Wallace II March 10, 2021
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Mark hammersley

Beste teacher ever and a funky bloke
" HEY!, there's Mark hammersley my favourite English teacher@"
by Berriesandcream928 September 12, 2021
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Cashmere Hammer

Soft penis, that has the feel of cashmere. Like a sweater.
“Yo my dick game be way strong. I’ve got that cashmere hammer”
by The Cashmere Hammer January 29, 2022
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Chase Hammer

by Daddy uwu dad March 9, 2022
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Chin hammer

The act of male scrotum and or balls, slamming against the chin during oral sex.
Dude I met this hot chick last night, and when she opened her mouth I gave her the chin hammer!
by Highway handy April 9, 2022
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THE HAMMER

"The Hammer" also known as Jason Nelson is a God between the sheets. If great sex and toe curling orgasms are what you want, he's the one to call.
The guy I picked up at the bar last didn't do it for me at all. I better call "The Hammer"
by DflJones July 8, 2022
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moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!
last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that
by poldfghhh February 10, 2010
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