Jon Hammed

A step above being hammed (hammered).

Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed

by Tyroil Smoothie-Wallace II March 10, 2021

Mark hammersley

Beste teacher ever and a funky bloke

" HEY!, there's Mark hammersley my favourite English teacher@"

by Berriesandcream928 September 12, 2021

Cashmere Hammer

Soft penis, that has the feel of cashmere. Like a sweater.

“Yo my dick game be way strong. I’ve got that cashmere hammer”

by The Cashmere Hammer January 29, 2022

Chase Hammer

Hottie

Look its a chase hammer

by Daddy uwu dad March 9, 2022

Chin hammer

The act of male scrotum and or balls, slamming against the chin during oral sex.

Dude I met this hot chick last night, and when she opened her mouth I gave her the chin hammer!

by Highway handy April 9, 2022

THE HAMMER

"The Hammer" also known as Jason Nelson is a God between the sheets. If great sex and toe curling orgasms are what you want, he's the one to call.

The guy I picked up at the bar last didn't do it for me at all. I better call "The Hammer"

by DflJones July 8, 2022

moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!

last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that

by poldfghhh February 10, 2010