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Seat Hogging

Something that is done on a public train, bus, tram, etc... It is the act of one person finding two free seats, sitting down on one of the seats and placing their bag on the other seat to try and deter other people from sitting down. It is often seen as quite rude and selfish when people are hogging two seats. The main motive is mainly because some people feel uncomfortable about a stranger sat in a very close proximity to them which is understandable but not much that can be done when busy though, better than people standing up.
How dare that kid place a bag onto that seat when the train is this busy. That's seat hogging for you.
by LordJenal December 6, 2022
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hog knocked

When a dog falls asleep so hard all 4 of its legs are together in hog tie position.
Dude look at your dog over there sleeping hes freaking hog knocked man.
by PhranQ Bobrick December 15, 2022
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Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.
Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.
by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022
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Bottom Hogging

The act of stealing the role of receiving the anal penetration in gay sex and, usually, but not always, performance of the oral.
Ya, he is attractive, but he is totally Bottom Hogging.
by Duke_Devlin December 30, 2022
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Hog Nog

Semen or more generally called jizz/cum
I was so aroused that I prematurely sprayed my hog nog on her glasses.
by ThatGuy 915 December 31, 2022
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hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.
Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."
by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023
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Hog Cycle

A deck used by insufferable basement dwellers that jerk off to nothing but black dicks and gay porn and use their cheeto powder covered fingers to spam hog rider, musketeer and ice golem and call it “defence” and will never expect that their overrated ass deck takes 0 skill and the fact they get 0 bitches or maidens.
- “I’m gay.”
- “Knew you played hog cycle
by SkellyKingLover January 4, 2023
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