Skip to main content

Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
mugGet the Last word hogmug.

hog habits

The practice of having numerous and risky sexual encounters , disregarding the consequences.
"Hog habits die hard son" -my dad on why he doesn't live with us anymore.
by wordmaster_clarence November 21, 2017
mugGet the hog habitsmug.

Rub hog

When you’re jacking off a guy and he’s yelling like a pig because of it.
So you didn’t sleep with him?

No because I was giving him a hand job and he wouldn’t stop moaning like a rub hog

Oh that’s fucked
by Shelbin399 April 27, 2025
mugGet the Rub hogmug.

hog light

JAKE GRILLS YOU ARE A HOG LIGHT CUNT
by Jewish kid January 22, 2024
mugGet the hog lightmug.

Scrotum Hog

A sexually promiscous woman, usually with a well used vagina, who during sex, takes not only the entirety of the penis, but also the testicles, into her vagina.
Jane's such a scrotum hog, John said he got his nuts stuck in her last night.
by Avery the Great July 13, 2011
mugGet the Scrotum Hogmug.

alabama hog fight

While Eiffel towering a girl with a buddy you decide to have an arm wrestling match on her back.
Me and my buddy went home with a girl from the bar and decided to have an Alabama hog fight on her.
by Wafflestomper69 March 5, 2021
mugGet the alabama hog fightmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email