When a person is in the act of smoking the ganja, he decides if he wants to be as baked as an "apple pie" or as a "christmas ham"
by Bazooka Bertha April 26, 2011
Get the Christmas Hammug. A self-fisting kit.
Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.
Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.
Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.
by McFist April 20, 2005
Get the ham on a stickmug. Framingham, massachusetts.
obviously so named because of the "ham" in it. FramingHAM.
No, it is not a large producer of ham.
obviously so named because of the "ham" in it. FramingHAM.
No, it is not a large producer of ham.
by Sebzilla July 6, 2006
Get the Ham townmug. 
by azigee April 19, 2006
Get the honey hammug. In Pittsburgh, Homewood is a city area full of wogs. Watermelon is one of their favorite foods and the Italians that run the produce yards nicknamed watermelons as "Homewood hams". You can figure out the similarity.
by sodesnay January 31, 2010
Get the Homewood hammug. Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.
by nob May 11, 2004
Get the Shaved hammug.