Childhood hog

The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'

Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man

Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog

by 🌏💖 January 30, 2017

crankin my hog

When you rev ur strait piped screamin hog down the innerstate makin librols angry.

Ive gone 3 days without crankin my hog and im itchin

by ElvizP February 2, 2025

Get your HOG in, bol

When your bro about to fuck some cooter

She's into it bro. Get your hog in, bol

by Young Bol P December 11, 2019

Spawn Hogging

To kill ones character when they have spawned from a death in a multiplayer game.

When a players character dies and is killed immediatly after being respawned by another player who knows where the respawn site is.

General usage: "I just died and some fucking spawn hogger is killing me every time I respawn"

"I'm getting owned, I'm going spawn hogging"

by DarrenOB January 28, 2008

hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets

Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.

by deadb4uhearit May 11, 2015

scrap the hog

The funniest way to say fapping.

Don't scrap the hog and do the damn work already!

by Frusne April 17, 2020

Hog Off

An event when men compare penis sizes

I.challenge you to a hog off

by World Class Organization May 14, 2025